February 2012
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remember when seth and summer had similar toys that they kept in their bedroom and then she called him by his last name all the time and they bickered and then they had bad sex and then they slow danced together and then they were totally in love and then they got married?
remember how dan and blair did the exact same thing?
“We offer a heartfelt apology if anyone was offended by our handmade Lin-Sanity...”
– Ben & Jerry’s (to ESPN) in response to the release of their lychee and fortune cookie ice cream “honoring” Jeremy Lin and his “accomplishments”.
White people just don’t know what to do with an Asian American superstar. (via dagseoul)
And watch Chris Rock never be invited again.
sourcedumal:
hamburgerjack:
Cause he dun called all them White folks out.
Time to prepare for next year's Oscars
puffy-lipped-gay-bar-pinup:
moviesatthetheatres:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Django Unchained
The Great Gatsby
Moonrise Kingdom
The Dark Knight Rises
World War Z
Lincoln
The Burial
The Master
So many others I can’t even list them all the fuck out
I don’t know how I’ll survive next year. Let the bloodbath ensue.
The Wettest County in the World
thank you for flying pan am: Thoughts on Viola's... →
zebablah:
First of all - YES. Meryl Streep is a great actress. Let’s set that straight.
But her long, varied career has been made possible because she is a blonde, white, reasonably attractive woman who is afforded the access, the luxury of having the pick of the litter when it comes to…
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Tom Hanks: here's the award for best actor in a leading role
Everyone else: :)
Tom Hanks: and the award goes to... Leonardo DiCaprio
Everyone else: whut
Tom Hanks:
Everyone else:
Tom Hanks:
Everyone else:
Tom Hanks: Leo come on boy come on
Leo: thank you carl thank you omg
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davidfinchers:
It’s like
I feel like I shouldn’t be mad about Meryl Streep winning an Oscar
but
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jean: my wife. i love you
me: i love you too bby
FUCK YEAH JEAN
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JEAN
martinatra:
just-look-forward:
YES
NOT GEORGE
BUT JEAN
FUCK YES
TIME FOR A SEXY ASS EYEBROW SPEECH
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whereismyoscar:
what if they honored Leonardo DiCaprio during the ‘In Memoriam’ tribute
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via funkyfest)
Great advice.
(via becauseiamawoman)
tomhardigans:
I want Jean Dujardin to speak French all of the time…
against my vagina.
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bama-dillert:
frankiemachines:
if only Martin Scorsese knew how many 15-25 year old females wanted to be his best friend and cuddle with him and talk about movies
SCORSESE
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Black woman lead of show...
And it’s kerry Washington…
MUST WATCH
NOW
whereismyoscar:
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
kerouacs:davidfinchers:
Thank you Chris Rock for pointing out Hollywood’s racism
because nobody else was going to do it
#still side-eyeing that opening
Robert Downey Jr. starring Robert Downey Jr. being...
shadowolf19:
elehnsherrs:
jason isaacs could get it any time any place any way any surface
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via philisdunphy)
Octavia Spencer wants to have sex with Christian...
everyone everywhere: omg i love the cast of the help
everyone everywhere: i just wish they weren't in the help
whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
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note-a-bear:
deliciouskaek:
babstheartist:
some-disgraced-cosmonaut:
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
stawwwwwp y’all are so mean xDD
shyamalan’d, y’all.
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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